Unless a pup was in tremendous peril from an abusive or neglectful owner, we could never condone dognapping. Nobody should be taking someone’s best fur-covered friend.
This hilarious clip was shared by Twitter user @chaeronaea who said she came across it on Reddit. It shows a golden retriever grab the leash of a much smaller Pomeranian.
They two then take off with a woman frantically chasing after them, in what can best be described as the physical manifestation of The Benny Hill Show‘s theme song “Yakety Sax” combined with the world’s funniest dog video.
At first, it appears as though the Pomeranian is on board with fleeing, in what looks like a daring escape at the start of the world’s greatest buddy action-comedy. However, things take a dark–even funnier–turn when the golden retriever stops to go the other way.
The Pomeranian helplessly looks back at the owner to be saved before being dragged away by the much stronger dog.
Extracting the hostage.